Talking about alcohol and drunk folks

Casually forgot that people at bars can get drunk really fast, been here for a Christmas thing and my dad is pointing out people are already messed up
I thought no way, it hasn't been that long, but it has been 2 and a half hours so..?

I dunno, I just got my first drink and it's both light and the only drink I plan to get. If I had started with it when everyone else did and didn't have to worry about a tab I might be a bit drunk by now...

Well hey there Sixer!

Tangently related but they do karaoke here and I have not heard a single song sung/played that isn't older than me
It's more of a chill place for an older crowd so it makes sense but bro I don't know the words

If they were doing some like.. rock instead of country I might actually know some of them lol